Money

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Big Banker in the Sky

Epstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to G-d.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, "Lord, what does a million years mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A minute."
Epstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Epstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"
The Lord replies, "In a minute."
                                                                                                         (Thanx to Dr. Mitra)

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